Two, yes TWO, meth-heads in one day.
The first one was a completely shaved guy who’s been after me for a while. I’m not generally interested in men who are that smooth but this guy was relentlessly pursuing me so I finally said yes. He lives about a half an hour from here in St. Bernard Parish and he asked me to bring poppers and lube. I had to wait for a train to pass and a draw bridge to close, so it took me closer to an hour to get there. There was some great COPS-like police action happening on his street, which was kind of fun. (“GET ON THE GROUND!!!”) His house was grossly Country-Kitchen. I should have known.
Although he claims to be “tight and toned,” the tina has started working it’s magic and he’s gotten a little soft. Still, he was pretty hot. Like a classic meth-head, he really just wanted to get fucked. It was fun as far as it went but I can’t really get into instantly fucking a guy I’m not that into. It’s no problem for me in a group when I’m already aroused, but this wasn't really working for me. Now, this was a hole a lot of guys would die for, but it just wasn’t doing it for me. Despite the embarassment I was grateful when the stench of his constant popper-sniffing made me lose my hard on. I acted suitably ashamed and left quickly, hoping I would catch the end of the crime action outside. No dice in that department, either. Damn.
Next up, a very hot, hairy, bearded man I’ve been chatting with online since I was here in February. It was another long drive, this time to Jefferson Parish. I got there around midnight, after he’d packed but before he left for a trip to his parents for Thanksgiving weekend. His house was over-stuffed and over-draped for such a masculine man to be living in alone, in my opinion. I guess that’s something I’ll have to get used to, living here.
Anyways, he was sexy but…
Before I got there he went to see a friend to get “party favors” for his trip. So, no kissing, no erection, lots of lying on the floor stoking to porn and LOTS of talking. Sigh.
I’m beginning to agree with GeekSlut who has completely given up fucking with tina-heads. We’ll see.
