…write a short story for your Recon profile! Click on the pic (and click again because it’s l.o.n.g.) for the whole ridiculous thing.
Archive for the Don’t! Category
The Oprah of Scruff
I think it’s simply adorable when the Smiths fan who serves me coffee shares his profound ideas about how to make myself a better person. In my opinion, he might want to try a little of his own advice, beginning with #4.
Straight Edge. Please. The 80s called…they want their pseudo-populist, judgmental punks back. (Are straight edge punks supposed to drink coffee?)
I love it when people who already have a life partner and/or regular sex-partner think Scruff-like apps should evolve into networking tools. Please. If you want a gay networking app, fucking start one.
Also "peak your interest." Ugh.
You can click on still_ill (and you’ll probably have to click again) for a larger version of this pretentious horseshit, if you care, which I’m sure you don’t.
Don’t…
…advertise a spare room on Manhunt! (Click above for a more legible pic and to see the landlord!)
The Minnie Pearl of Leather
Click on WetPaddedPup (and click again!) for a closer look! And always remember to remove the price tag before you take a profile pic!
